
🐓 The Legend of General Tso
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🐓 The Legend of General Tso
Straight from the fiery fields of Chīna, General Tso is no ordinary bird—he’s a battle-hardened tacti-cluck with a taste for heat and an iron claw. Decorated in sauces of glory and dripping in discipline, he once led the legendary "Orange Ops" mission to reclaim the secret spice stash hidden in the forbidden fryer.
But while General Tso was conquering culinary empires across the East, something was stirring in the West… a loud-mouthed rooster with campaign signs and too much hairspray: Cock-a-Doodle-Don.
Though their styles couldn’t be more different—Don with his ego, and Tso with his code—they share one goal: total coop control.
Enemies? Frenemies? Allies in feathers only? The war rages on—through T-shirts, mugs, memes, and the hearts of rebellious chickens everywhere.