Keep cool and stir the coop with the Coop Wars™ Tank Top, the ultimate summer showdown between two loud-mouthed legends: Hilaregg Cluckton and Cock-a-Doodle-Don. Whether you're team "E-mail this motherclucker" or hollering "Fake feathers!" — this tank brings the sizzle to your satire.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex tank offers a super-soft feel, clean finish, and a relaxed fit that's perfect for poolside sass, political parties (the rowdy kind), or just flexin’ your sense of humor on the boardwalk. Add it to your wardrobe for instant personality and peak poultry politics.
Product Features:
💪 100% ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
🧵 Self-fabric bindings for a clean, modern edge
🧺 No side seams = no bunching and less waste
🎨 Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired hue
🐔 Relaxed unisex fit – great for all body types
Perfect For:
Summer BBQs, beach days, festivals, political satire fans, or anyone with a bold sense of humor and a love for cluckin' chaos. Makes a hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because democracy needs a laugh.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Iron or steam low. No bleach unless it’s non-chlorine. Definitely don’t dry clean —let it be free range.
