This ain’t your grandma’s throw blanket—unless she’s got a wicked sense of humor and a soft spot for sass. The Cocksucker Velveteen Blanket is Coop Daddy’s signature move: bold, unapologetic, and impossibly soft. Made for rule breakers, couch surfers, and anyone who loves to stir the coop with comfort and confidence.
Featuring the infamous ChickenPop logo that started it all, this blanket wraps you in scandalous softness with a side of lollipop swagger. Whether you're watching trash TV, hosting game night, or just stirring up trouble on the couch, this is the ultimate statement piece for your nest.
🔥 Makes a hilarious gift for the bold and the brave
🐔 Features Coop Daddy’s iconic thumbs-up and sucker pose
🛋️ Perfect for movie nights, dorm décor, or adulting with attitude
Product Features:
Velveteen fleece blend for ultra-soft texture
One-sided print with vivid color and detail
Available in multiple sizes for lap naps or full drama
Lightweight yet cozy—great for all seasons
Made-to-order and worth every double take
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
Tumble dry low or air dry
Do not bleach… unless you're into ruining great things
