Transform your workspace into a battleground of boldness with the Coop Wars™ Desk Mat, where political poultry meets peak productivity. Featuring the iconic showdown between Hilaregg Cluckton and Cock-a-Doodle-Don, this satirical desk mat packs attitude, patriotism, and unapologetic humor in every pixel. “E-mail this motherclucker” vs. “Fake feathers!” — the only debate you'll want to relive every day.
Perfect for your office, home setup, or creative studio, this premium neoprene desk mat delivers vibrant color, non-slip stability, and all-day comfort for typing, writing, or just stirring the coop. Durable hemmed edges and a smooth surface mean this mat isn’t just a conversation starter — it’s built to work hard while looking cluckin’ amazing.
Product Features:
🎯 Non-slip backing keeps it locked in place
🖨️ High-definition print with bold, fade-resistant colors
💪 Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability
💻 Multipurpose use: typing, journaling, crafting & more
🐔 100% neoprene for a soft but firm desk experience
Care Instructions:
Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For stubborn spots, use a soft-bristled brush. No need to soak the whole mat — it’s low-maintenance like every good coop commander.
Perfect For:
Political junkies, satire lovers, remote workers, students, or anyone who likes their workspace with a side of sass. Makes a killer gift for holidays, birthdays, or just because.
