This tee says what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to. Whether it’s that one friend, flaky coworker, or a certain coach who ghosted your team faster than a bad Tinder date, this bold graphic tee is the ultimate passive-aggressive (or aggressive-aggressive) flex. Funny, feisty, and unapologetically sarcastic—just like you.
Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, it’s soft, durable, and built for everyday drama. The classic unisex fit works on literally everyone—so you can share the sass or keep it all for yourself. No side seams, no itchy nonsense, and definitely no Devries allowed.
Details:
Medium fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² of 100% cotton for year-round comfort
Classic fit with a crew neck – clean, relaxed, and timeless
Tear-away label for a scratch-free, irritation-free experience
Durable taped shoulders and no side seams for a smoother feel
Printed on ethically grown and harvested US cotton (Gildan brand)
Certified by Oeko-Tex & part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
