Don't Be A Devries Funny Unisex Hoodie

Because sometimes a T-shirt isn’t enough to handle all the cold shoulders and shady exits.

The Don’t Be A Devries unisex hoodie brings the same sarcastic sting as the tee—but with extra cozy vibes for cooler days (or emotionally frosty situations). Whether you're lounging at home, showing up unbothered to practice, or just feel like sending a subtle message to a certain someone who quit on the team, this hoodie’s got your back—literally.

Made with a soft, durable cotton-poly blend, it features a roomy kangaroo pocket to warm your hands (or hide your pettiness) and a drawstring hood to block out the drama. It’s comfy, feisty, and absolutely not for Devries-level energy.

Details:

• Medium-heavy fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester for a soft, cozy feel

• Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for comfort or storing snacks & sarcasm

• Adjustable drawstring hood to keep you warm & mysterious

• Features bold graphic print + optional sleeve details

• Ethically sourced and environmentally responsible

• Unisex fit – perfect for trendsetters, troublemakers, and anyone who doesn’t ghost their team

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium

• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed

• Iron low if you're fancy, but this hoodie’s already fire 🔥

• Do not dry clean (because who does that anyway?)

• 	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
  Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
  Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50