General Tso – The Spiciest Rooster in the Coop Unisex T-Shirt
General Tso – The Spiciest Rooster in the Coop
Straight outta Chīna and hotter than your ex’s revenge, General Tso is here to stir-fry the competition. Dressed in full military drip with a stare that could crack an egg at twenty paces, this spicy tacti-cluck isn’t just poultry—he’s a poultry problem.
Whether you're a fan of satire, streetwear, or just want to start some coop chaos, this tee brings bold flavor and feathered fire to any wardrobe. Pair it with confidence and a side of sarcasm.
Product Features:
Unisex fit – built for rebels of all ranks
100% combed ring-spun cotton for that battle-ready comfort
Bold, full-color front print of General Tso himself
Exclusive ChickenPop design – not found in your average coop.
⚠️ FOR BEST RESULTS ⚠️ Always TURN GARMENT INSIDE OUT before washing. Dry INSIDE OUT at lowest heat setting! Following these instructions will keep your print vibrant and colorful!
