Tired, overworked, and surrounded by a bunch of noisy chicks? You’re not alone, old rooster. Add a dose of humor to your yard with our No Coop For Old Men Garden Flag, featuring the grumpy but lovable ChickenPop mascot just trying to catch a break from the chaos.
Perfect for chicken keepers, barnyard buffs, dads who just want peace and quiet, or anyone who appreciates a good poultry pun, this double-sided garden banner brings bold color and farm-fresh fun to your front porch, garden, or chicken run. Whether you’re celebrating retirement, Father's Day, or just cluckin' around with your outdoor decor, this flag gets the last laugh.
Product Features:
🐔 Lightweight 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric
🎨 Vibrant double-sided print — bold from every angle
🏡 Standard top-sleeve fits most garden flag stands
📏 Available in two sizes: 12'' × 18'' and 24.5'' × 32''
💪 Durable and weather-friendly — coop approved
Perfect For:
Farmhouse decor lovers, backyard comedians, chicken moms and dads, retirees, or anyone who knows the coop life isn’t for the faint of heart. A hilarious gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just ruffling feathers for fun.
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a damp cloth to clean. No bleach, no drama — just classic coop comedy.
